Old School:

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New School:

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Also:

Fabric Staircase - Appeared on the web around 1997, disappeared around 1999, back around 2004, gone again a year or so later, then finally back again in 2008 simply to preserve history. During the 90's, Fabric Staircase was the Jersey Shore's most reviled zine.